1. Let the femme play with power tools. Not only will you get the project done quicker, the sight of your girlfriend drilling things into holes make it much more pleasurable.
2. Let the femme pick the colors. Black and white, as you've been told, are not the only colors that go with everything. There are more colors in the world to choose from (except for pink).
3. Let the femme take control of your, er, her kitchen. You didn't know how to work your stove effectively, did you?
4. Keep the option for the pocket/line-item veto open. As the less-than-femme person in the relationship, your only recource is to use the power of the veto on your side. Use it wisely and wear a helmet.
Finally, remind yourself that your bachelorette pad has been transformed into something better. Whatever that something is...
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